JUST A PSA:
American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK
Squamish Valley Music Festival 2014 [x]
"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"
ok but consider this
i got my ass ate in the men's room @ olive garden thnx for this opportunity
hello i love your icon and everything about your blog xoxo
hello i never saw this that you i love you all too
ANY YOU COOL CATS GOING TO BOSTON COMIC CON THIS WEEKEND
CAUSE IF SO INBOX I WANT TO SEE UR FACE
*taps glass to get your attention* everyone… i look great
woof woof wats for lunch lol
Mark Gatiss waited almost forty years to realise his childhood dreams of hamming it up as a Doctor Who baddie. He’d clearly be damned if he wasn’t going to squeeze the fun out of every background-featuring frame.
is this kid implying he wants to have sexual relations with a toddler